AP Gov

I am incredibly unprepared for my AP Gov exam tomorrow. My teacher was horrible, I'm just glad I never have to go to that class and hear about how much I don't know ever again.

Here are some notes I've taken from our inciteful lectures:

"I know because I am cursed with this knowledge"
"She's still poppin' kids out, still poppin'em" (Sarah Palin)
"The Clinton's have no shame, about Bill, Hilary, Monica, who's doin who, they don't care"
"The more educated you are, the more likely you are to vote, that leaves YOU out!"
"Rhwahwah, RRARWAHHHERRRRRRR"
"John Kerry didn't identify with anyone. Loser."
"Would you like me to review your whole essay again? Then I would shut up"
"When you say who is Congress, I picture the capital building"
"You sound like a dumb Republican"
"Act like you have a brain!"
"The facts will set you free"
"What you got tomorrow is your faggoty dress down day, and your faggoty blood scam thing"
"I ain't got time to think about it, I ain't got time to think, I ain't got time to BLEEEEEEED"
"You guys are SO freakin smart. OH. MY. GOD."
"There are no caucuses like faggoty Iowa" - "Not in New York, we're manly, we go in and pull the lever"
"Do the research and go see how right Salerno is"
"I'm a fairly well-known guy, people know me"
"OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE!"
"AHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"I love a suculent, huge, medium, juicy cheeseburger"
"Sarah the Barracuda, I'd like to have met her in college"
"GET UP, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP"
"Cindy McCain can't smile, She's like the Joker"
"What are we doing... I forgot... I don't know"
"Gumby left, which was Mitt Romney"
"Are you gonna refuse a martini from a crippled president in a wheel chair? I don't think so"
"He [Barack Obama] uses, three flags, behind him with a red tie or a teal tie, contrasting, so he comes out at you, like he gonna touch you"
"He doesn't speak in volumes, he speaks in words"
"The anecodote is the cure"
"The Sopranos is really close to how that life style really is"
"Teddy Roosevelt was a major stud"
"Those four states, all there is is cows, horses .... snow"
"Al Gore, Robocop, married to that pig of a wife"
"Vice presidency, a warm pitcher of piss we call it"
[sees girl with gun picture] "That was awesome, that was hot, that was really hot, I love that picture"
"Bill Clinton, as we know, has a zipper problem" - "The zipper was always down"
Answers phone: "What up brother, we still on? Its not raining where I am, I'm in class right now, I'll call you in like 30 minutes"
"A curve is a graph like when you plot stuff"


Do you now understand how unprepared I am?